Glad I Ain't Never Had None

You know what really grinds my gears?

So a woman just came into my Starbucks. She had a herd of kids and another one in the oven. She orders six Frappuccinos - one for each little banshee - and then she pays for the entire order with her EBT/Foodstamps card!!! I’m going to lose it one of these days. I’m going to go off! Why aren’t you buying milk or eggs or whatever else for those kids? Ice cream for breakfast!

And you know what else? Unless you’re a 14 year old girl you shouldn’t be ordering Frappuccinos!