January 2012
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Jan 21st
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Jan 11th
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November 2011
2 posts
“I can’t wait to grow old with you and rub your feet while you drink in...”
– True love with Mackenzie Goodman
Nov 24th
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Nov 18th
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October 2011
1 post
Oct 14th
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September 2011
1 post
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Sep 12th
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August 2011
6 posts
12 tags
Aug 29th
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"Who is brosephine?"
"The goddess of Bros."
Aug 27th
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My Diet Starts Tomorrow Tomorrow Never comes - The title of my future biography.
Aug 22nd
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Let's play a game called "Is Lea Michele Singing...
i-have-nightmares: fflowtan: avocadosalad: This is the only thing related to glee you will ever see on my blog. 
Aug 22nd
178 notes
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Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
July 2011
9 posts
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 19th
Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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tumblr, Facebook, Google+
How am I supposed to get any homework done with all the profiles to be updated? 
Jul 12th
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June 2011
8 posts
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Today I had to take my iMac to the Genius Bar for repairs. The closest Apple store is inside a big mall down the freeway, so I had to carry my 27 inch beauty all through the place and it made me look like such a boss. Some young hoodrats gave me a shout-out, and some group was talking about it behind me as I walked. I can’t wait to take it out to the club this weekend! I’ll get so...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 12th
Jun 9th
You know what really grinds my gears?
So a woman just came into my Starbucks. She had a herd of kids and another one in the oven. She orders six Frappuccinos - one for each little banshee - and then she pays for the entire order with her EBT/Foodstamps card!!! I’m going to lose it one of these days. I’m going to go off! Why aren’t you buying milk or eggs or whatever else for those kids? Ice cream for breakfast! And...
Jun 5th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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May 2011
2 posts
May 23rd
May 14th
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April 2011
3 posts
“If you want to party with us on Saturday night, you best get ready to say some...”
– De’Angelo J.
Apr 30th
WatchWatch
That time my professor made a bacterial sex porn for the class.
Apr 22nd
Dip me in honey and feed me to the bears…
Apr 16th
February 2011
9 posts
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
Anonymous asked: plz tell me ur single. u r so fyne, i'll take u in a size trenta plz. to go. might evn b comin' back for 2nds.
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
Me: Jill! Guess what my favorite song is! Her: Hannah Montana! I read your mind! It’s a sad day when a mentally challenged coworker knows me better than my life mate (I’m looking at you Mackenzie).
Feb 9th
“I drink TWO Venti Iced Green Teas from Starbucks everyday. Sure it’s...”
– Bryan Safi describes my life.
Feb 4th
Feb 3rd
Thank god Delta Work didn’t get sent home on Drag Race!
Feb 1st
January 2011
7 posts
danielbritain asked: I'd hit it.
Jan 29th
2 notes
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God made me this way.
Jan 29th
A guy just gave me side eye with a tattoo of a tear in his eye. I hate Mesa!
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
I saw a dead body floating in Tempe Town lake today! 
Jan 28th
“Three out of four teen moms choose ASU.”
– Mackenzie G.
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