Glad I Ain't Never Had None

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My muffin top is all that

Whole grain low fat.

Birthday Extravaganza!

I have been reaping the benefits of my birthday today.

Planet Earth came today, and I have literally been watching it all day. I’m almost done with the series. I’m not worried because it will be on all the time! It’s great on my new TV!

Mackenzie’s scarf is keeping me warm and ethnic, which are two good things. <3

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This mess is going to get raw like sushi so haters to the left.

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Exploring my options after a tiring, awkward night. Here’s to free HIV testing tomorrow!

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Lonely...

I just bought Mariah Carey’s Christmas remix album on iTunes for only 3 dollars. I didn’t have a choice.

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My Thanksgiving meal:

Two cans of green beans. Cooked to avoid botulism…

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Stranger: sorry what was your name?
You: it's chanel but my friends call me glytter
You: yours?
Stranger: thats such a pretty name

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OMG I love Omegle!

Stranger: hey'
You: hi
Stranger: im a horny male
You: oh?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: u?
You: same.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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This is why nobody goes to India

You: what happens if 2 guys are visiting india and they are a couple. what would happen?
Stranger: nothing
You: oh
You: they wont get like tazed or whatevers/
Stranger: if they kiss in public places and all
Stranger: obviously they will
You: lol, obviously
Stranger: otherwise they will be treated as frnds
You: well thats good to hear
Stranger: how can one know u r a gay?
Stranger: :D
You: lol "a gay"
You: i dont know.
You: dont gays have like, an aura?
Stranger: i dont think so
Stranger: but why are we discussing abt that
You: my church says they do